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Into the World of Lusiana (Grad Story) pgs. 2and3
The piano moved and he fell to the floor, the snow cone flying in the air and landed right on his head. Ignoring the bloody thing he, then proceeded to talk.
“So what do you think about the plan, Pooki?” Nigel asked licking the syrup that was now running down his face, streaking it bright pink. Pooki, trying oh so hard not to laugh at what just happened and the pink streaks on Nigel’s face that also was streaking his hair, gave his honest opinion.
“I think that it’s a really good plan, Nigel,” the cute seal said choosing his words carefully and wisely. “But what concerns me is the consequences that may come should this plan fail.” The wizard was puzzled by what he just said.
“Explain?” Nigel asked in complete confusion. Pooki, knowing full well that his friend would be confused, you see Nigel is a very easily confused boy being 13 or 5 years old, explained as simply as he could without using words with only one syllable, just what he meant by his concern.
Before the 4 year old can react, let’s go to Earth and take a look at Eleanor, Simone, Lucia, and Hermione. Let’s see here, Lucia was lounging in an old tire and tried to stand up and....well, let us just say that it is in the process of trying to be a success. Why don’t we leave her alone to what is now looking to be a full-time job. In my personal opinion, they should pay her to get her hiney out of the tire but, alas! We can only dream and hope so much!
Eleanor and Hermione are having a majour catfight over who gets to go out with the Ken doll now that he’s single again. Looking over at Simone, we see that she’s giving a lecture to her students of stuffed animals about the importance of duck tape and waterballoons and their many important uses. If the whole world thought as Simone does then we actually would be making progress.
Let us continue on with our little character introduction shall we? So let’s move on down the yellow brick road past the Snow Cone Brothers to the right of us and to the left, people, is the Candyland Princess. Now we are coming up on the Lone Ranger. Julian. He is probably out wandering the woods and all that like Aragorn, only his purpose is different than the dude from Lord of the Rings. Julian is looking for chocolate. But alas! He can not eat chocolate, because of his addiction for it, so he’ll just have to settle for a chocolate milk instead. Most girls wouldn’t think him handsome but let us say that he is for the sake of the innocent.
His handsomeness is a different kind of handsomeness. Blimy! He’s really short for someone who is 6 feet, 1 inch tall. His hair is a chocolate brown that is really short; it goes down to his shoulders. He has light green eyes that are very dark. He is not much older than a toddler at 30 years old.
Let’s describe the other characters while we are on a shopping spree. Princess Reyna has a puzzling but not quite so mysterious beauty of her own. She was practically the size of Treebeard, an Ent from Lord of the Rings who is as tall as a bloody Redwood, at 5 feet, 4 inches tall. Oh, guess what?! Reyna’s 8 inches shorter or taller or however you want to perceive it than Julian! Isn’t that cool????? Well, I think that it is.....
Sorry back to the story, she had faded blue eyes that were the colour of Sapphires, and had short hair that went down to her waist. It was the colour of an old mahogany chest that your great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great Aunt Hildegarde bought in 1548 in Paris but, in all reality she lived in Norway and had never seen hide or bloody hair of Paris but it sounded good at the time so she bought it, for absolutely no reason at all but simply for you to say that your long since dead aunt owned it in Norway and bought it in Paris in 1548. But the unfortunate part is that by now the blooming chest is old and rotting and filled with cobwebs and mothballs because your great grandma Josephine made you promise on her deathbed that you wouldn’t touch, Heaven forbid, the “precious contents” because it would be like touching the Shroud of Turin. Meanwhile your great aunt Hildegarde’s chest is also infested with termites but you can’t get rid of the stupid thing because it is a bloody heirloom.
Well now that I cleared that one for ya, I’m going to try to describe something else in the same clarity. I shall take the next few moments to describe the importance of duck tape in the ingenuity of Simone’s existence. I would go into detail but it would greatly bore you to death, and the last thing I need right now is murder on my hands, so I will now divulge into her physical appearance.
Simone is really quite tall at 5 feet 3 inches tall. She has short black hair with bright purple streaks.
Her eyes a blue
Her was gold
In ’64 she was born
In Baton Rouge.......
Back to the topic at hand. She has a slender frame and blue-grey eyes. Her favourite ice cream is Mint Chocolate Chip and her favourite bubble gum flavour is watermelon. She is really quite good at blowing bubbles in all different shapes and sizes.
Moving onward to the Wild Blue Yonder, Eleanor is okay-looking for a blonde with brown eyes and a 4 feet 9 inches stature.
Lucia and Hermione are identical twins who are the same height as Eleanor and have long red hair and green eyes.
Now let us go to the Roc Candy Palace in Translith (Right because there’s more than one *sarcastic*) on the day of Princess Reyna’s 16th birthday, did I mention that it was a REALLY big deal???? Did I? Ok, so maybe I did. Everyone in the kingdom was invited. She was a sweet, young thing with a mind of her own and a tongue that refuses to injure itself. Niiiiiice! Marilla Cuthbert from Anne of Green Gables would like her.....maybe they should make a movie together! That’s Oscar Material! WOWZA! Dude, I can’t seem to hold my own attention tonight! Maybe I should take some medication for it....naaaaaaaah!
The party was awesome; there were dancing bears, sleek lions, beautiful unicorns, and horses, Snowy Tigers, and Polar Bears. Not to mention the villagers from every township and citadel in the kingdom and from several other kingdoms in Lusiana. Even the Village Idiot Association where there, decked out in their finest. Julian was also there because his friend, Louis the Gorilla, invited him to come. Plus, he heard that there was chocolate there and he was sick of drinking chocolate milk from the neighbourhood’s nearest 7-Eleven. (They make the chocolate milk very cheap there.)
“So what do you think about the plan, Pooki?” Nigel asked licking the syrup that was now running down his face, streaking it bright pink. Pooki, trying oh so hard not to laugh at what just happened and the pink streaks on Nigel’s face that also was streaking his hair, gave his honest opinion.
“I think that it’s a really good plan, Nigel,” the cute seal said choosing his words carefully and wisely. “But what concerns me is the consequences that may come should this plan fail.” The wizard was puzzled by what he just said.
“Explain?” Nigel asked in complete confusion. Pooki, knowing full well that his friend would be confused, you see Nigel is a very easily confused boy being 13 or 5 years old, explained as simply as he could without using words with only one syllable, just what he meant by his concern.
Before the 4 year old can react, let’s go to Earth and take a look at Eleanor, Simone, Lucia, and Hermione. Let’s see here, Lucia was lounging in an old tire and tried to stand up and....well, let us just say that it is in the process of trying to be a success. Why don’t we leave her alone to what is now looking to be a full-time job. In my personal opinion, they should pay her to get her hiney out of the tire but, alas! We can only dream and hope so much!
Eleanor and Hermione are having a majour catfight over who gets to go out with the Ken doll now that he’s single again. Looking over at Simone, we see that she’s giving a lecture to her students of stuffed animals about the importance of duck tape and waterballoons and their many important uses. If the whole world thought as Simone does then we actually would be making progress.
Let us continue on with our little character introduction shall we? So let’s move on down the yellow brick road past the Snow Cone Brothers to the right of us and to the left, people, is the Candyland Princess. Now we are coming up on the Lone Ranger. Julian. He is probably out wandering the woods and all that like Aragorn, only his purpose is different than the dude from Lord of the Rings. Julian is looking for chocolate. But alas! He can not eat chocolate, because of his addiction for it, so he’ll just have to settle for a chocolate milk instead. Most girls wouldn’t think him handsome but let us say that he is for the sake of the innocent.
His handsomeness is a different kind of handsomeness. Blimy! He’s really short for someone who is 6 feet, 1 inch tall. His hair is a chocolate brown that is really short; it goes down to his shoulders. He has light green eyes that are very dark. He is not much older than a toddler at 30 years old.
Let’s describe the other characters while we are on a shopping spree. Princess Reyna has a puzzling but not quite so mysterious beauty of her own. She was practically the size of Treebeard, an Ent from Lord of the Rings who is as tall as a bloody Redwood, at 5 feet, 4 inches tall. Oh, guess what?! Reyna’s 8 inches shorter or taller or however you want to perceive it than Julian! Isn’t that cool????? Well, I think that it is.....
Sorry back to the story, she had faded blue eyes that were the colour of Sapphires, and had short hair that went down to her waist. It was the colour of an old mahogany chest that your great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great Aunt Hildegarde bought in 1548 in Paris but, in all reality she lived in Norway and had never seen hide or bloody hair of Paris but it sounded good at the time so she bought it, for absolutely no reason at all but simply for you to say that your long since dead aunt owned it in Norway and bought it in Paris in 1548. But the unfortunate part is that by now the blooming chest is old and rotting and filled with cobwebs and mothballs because your great grandma Josephine made you promise on her deathbed that you wouldn’t touch, Heaven forbid, the “precious contents” because it would be like touching the Shroud of Turin. Meanwhile your great aunt Hildegarde’s chest is also infested with termites but you can’t get rid of the stupid thing because it is a bloody heirloom.
Well now that I cleared that one for ya, I’m going to try to describe something else in the same clarity. I shall take the next few moments to describe the importance of duck tape in the ingenuity of Simone’s existence. I would go into detail but it would greatly bore you to death, and the last thing I need right now is murder on my hands, so I will now divulge into her physical appearance.
Simone is really quite tall at 5 feet 3 inches tall. She has short black hair with bright purple streaks.
Her eyes a blue
Her was gold
In ’64 she was born
In Baton Rouge.......
Back to the topic at hand. She has a slender frame and blue-grey eyes. Her favourite ice cream is Mint Chocolate Chip and her favourite bubble gum flavour is watermelon. She is really quite good at blowing bubbles in all different shapes and sizes.
Moving onward to the Wild Blue Yonder, Eleanor is okay-looking for a blonde with brown eyes and a 4 feet 9 inches stature.
Lucia and Hermione are identical twins who are the same height as Eleanor and have long red hair and green eyes.
Now let us go to the Roc Candy Palace in Translith (Right because there’s more than one *sarcastic*) on the day of Princess Reyna’s 16th birthday, did I mention that it was a REALLY big deal???? Did I? Ok, so maybe I did. Everyone in the kingdom was invited. She was a sweet, young thing with a mind of her own and a tongue that refuses to injure itself. Niiiiiice! Marilla Cuthbert from Anne of Green Gables would like her.....maybe they should make a movie together! That’s Oscar Material! WOWZA! Dude, I can’t seem to hold my own attention tonight! Maybe I should take some medication for it....naaaaaaaah!
The party was awesome; there were dancing bears, sleek lions, beautiful unicorns, and horses, Snowy Tigers, and Polar Bears. Not to mention the villagers from every township and citadel in the kingdom and from several other kingdoms in Lusiana. Even the Village Idiot Association where there, decked out in their finest. Julian was also there because his friend, Louis the Gorilla, invited him to come. Plus, he heard that there was chocolate there and he was sick of drinking chocolate milk from the neighbourhood’s nearest 7-Eleven. (They make the chocolate milk very cheap there.)
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