Her heart belongs to the man who's from Idaho and she will never let him go +316+

It was Winter season in Translith and the Winter Castle, which was made out of blue and purple roc candy, was a bustle of excitement, happiness, and anticipation of the coming Winter Holiday. Princess Reyna was especially excited. This was the first year that she would be in charge of the Winter Holiday Ice Show. She was nervous because she had never been in charge of anything before. As she sat there at her dressing table, it dawned on her that tomorrow was her 16th birthday. It also concerned her as well because that meant she would be coming of age. That also meant that she would be then eligible for marriage. The thought thrilled her and frightened her at the same time because she didn’t know if she was ready yet for that. As she was thinking of the concept, she had no idea that at that very moment the Evil Wizard, Nigel, was pacing the threshold of his Gingerbread Castle, infuriated and impatient. His butler, a seal named Pooki, hadn’t returned with his first Winter’s snow-cone. Each year he had a snow-cone and each year he varied the flavour. This year the flavour was to be Raspberry. All the seal had to do was walk outside, scoop the snow into a cone and pour a syrupy concoction over it and Presto! You had a snow-cone! Plus, he needed to think. He couldn’t think without a large amount of sugar in his body. He hated his life since he and his family got banished from Translith for stealing half of the Royal Family’s sugar supply and for illegally producing and selling pixy sticks and Roc Candy. Now, sugar was running low and he was running out of ideas for the many uses of crystallizing caramel and pixy sticks. So you can see and understand his predicament. Plus, his parents were never around. They were out all night, every night, celebrating the New Year. They would come home drunk with celebration and smashed from drinking too much Code Red Mountain Dew, Dr Pepper, and any form of caffeinated energy drinks and soda.
Suddenly, a brilliant idea popped into his head. Tomorrow was Princess Reyna’s 16th birthday and he knew that it would be a big event. His plan was to kidnap her and hold her for the ransom of 1,000 bags of sugar. He grinned wickedly at the sheer evil of his plan. I mean, come on, we don’t call him the Evil Wizard for nothing! He looked into the mirror and grinned as wickedly as he could but alas! He looked like a blooming duck with too much water on him. He sighed and went back to pacing, this time waiting for Pooki to come. Right at that moment, his servant and best friend came flopping up the stairs and opened the door with his flipper.
“Pooki! I have a bloody brilliant idea! It is sheer genius!” The eight year old wizard declared when the dark blue and orange seal flopped over to him and handed him his snow cone.
“Sorry, I’m late, I was also making a snow cone for me, and plus it isn’t easy to make a snow cone if you don’t have any hands to make it with,” the cute little seal apologized. Nigel forgave him and also apologised for forgetting that Pooki was a seal and didn’t really have hands....more like flippers.
“So tell me about this plan, dear friend, I’m anxious to hear it,” the seal said taking a small bite out of his fish flavoured snow-cone. Nigel also took a bite out of his own cone and proceeded to dive into the details of his plan to kidnap the Princess. When he was done, he leaned back on what he thought was a sturdy piano but little did he know that the piano had wheels on the bottom of the legs.